potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

-kisses him to stop his whining-

**immediately stops caring about the wine and he sets the bottle down on the floor next to him, returning her kiss in the process**

-breaks away for a moment and murmurs- I don’t think we need any more alcohol.

I- But- **thinks long and hard** Mnnn fine but that…that’s your. It’s yours.

I don’t understand what you’re saying. -kisses him again- 

Aaah what?? **Kisses her greedily and holds her a little tighter, a little closer**

Never… mind. -sighs happily and presses against him-

No what… what were you

whatever I don’t- I don’t know what. Yeah. **falls back onto the floor, bringing her down with him** 

-kisses along his jawline and presses her chest against his-

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

-kisses him to stop his whining-

**immediately stops caring about the wine and he sets the bottle down on the floor next to him, returning her kiss in the process**

-breaks away for a moment and murmurs- I don’t think we need any more alcohol.

I- But- **thinks long and hard** Mnnn fine but that…that’s your. It’s yours.

I don’t understand what you’re saying. -kisses him again- 

Aaah what?? **Kisses her greedily and holds her a little tighter, a little closer**

Never… mind. -sighs happily and presses against him-

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

-kisses him to stop his whining-

**immediately stops caring about the wine and he sets the bottle down on the floor next to him, returning her kiss in the process**

-breaks away for a moment and murmurs- I don’t think we need any more alcohol.

I- But- **thinks long and hard** Mnnn fine but that…that’s your. It’s yours.

I don’t understand what you’re saying. -kisses him again- 

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

-kisses him to stop his whining-

**immediately stops caring about the wine and he sets the bottle down on the floor next to him, returning her kiss in the process**

-breaks away for a moment and murmurs- I don’t think we need any more alcohol.

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

I don’t know. Carrots or something like that. That makes sense right???

Sort of???

Not much makes sense right now, actually. 

I’m too warm. -takes off her shirt-

**stares at her chest, then looks back up**

but it’s…really cold in here

Really? I’m feeling quite warm. -fans herself- 

You’re crazy, that’s what you are. **drinks from the bottle and then hands it to her** Maybe it’s from basking in the warmth of my presence.

-laughs- Maybe it is. -takes a swig from the bottle- 

I think it is. **stares at the bottles, then looks at the rum Winnie is holding, then back at the bottles** 

I think it is. **pushes some of the bottles out of the way to grab the wine towards the back** Winnie how…how am I going to open this I

I can’t do it

Winnie

Winnie

-kisses him to stop his whining-

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

I don’t know. Carrots or something like that. That makes sense right???

Sort of???

Not much makes sense right now, actually. 

I’m too warm. -takes off her shirt-

**stares at her chest, then looks back up**

but it’s…really cold in here

Really? I’m feeling quite warm. -fans herself- 

You’re crazy, that’s what you are. **drinks from the bottle and then hands it to her** Maybe it’s from basking in the warmth of my presence.

-laughs- Maybe it is. -takes a swig from the bottle- 

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

I don’t know. Carrots or something like that. That makes sense right???

Sort of???

Not much makes sense right now, actually. 

I’m too warm. -takes off her shirt-

**stares at her chest, then looks back up**

but it’s…really cold in here

Really? I’m feeling quite warm. -fans herself- 

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

It is my bottle. -takes it back and takes another gulp-

You can be Flynn, I’ll be Rapunzel. 

But I don’t want to be Flynn 

I don’t want to be a prince. I’m a king-

No.

A God.

A god of potatoes.

-giggles and takes a gulp of rum-

We- Hey no listen this is serious- we’re like potatoes.

Potatoes never really die okay. No seriously. They just **steals the bottle back**

their eyes grow and then you stick them in the ground and they grow potatoes again

Potatoes are immortal.

-laughs, finding this even funnier than she would normally, because now she’s a little bit tipsy-

So that’s why you’re the god of potatoes?

no I’m not the god of potatoes why- where did you even think of this I never said that

no I’m just saying that 

we are potatoes. we’re the potatoes of the…not potato world

That makes a surprising amount of sense. But I’m not entirely sober so I’m not sure whether it should make sense or not… -looks a little bit confused-

it’s a

god what is that word

sim

smi

simile!!!

It’s a simile. Potatoes are…our simile.

Okay. -stares at him- If we’re potatoes… what are normal people?

I don’t know. Carrots or something like that. That makes sense right???

Sort of???

Not much makes sense right now, actually. 

I’m too warm. -takes off her shirt-

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

It is my bottle. -takes it back and takes another gulp-

You can be Flynn, I’ll be Rapunzel. 

But I don’t want to be Flynn 

I don’t want to be a prince. I’m a king-

No.

A God.

A god of potatoes.

-giggles and takes a gulp of rum-

We- Hey no listen this is serious- we’re like potatoes.

Potatoes never really die okay. No seriously. They just **steals the bottle back**

their eyes grow and then you stick them in the ground and they grow potatoes again

Potatoes are immortal.

-laughs, finding this even funnier than she would normally, because now she’s a little bit tipsy-

So that’s why you’re the god of potatoes?

no I’m not the god of potatoes why- where did you even think of this I never said that

no I’m just saying that 

we are potatoes. we’re the potatoes of the…not potato world

That makes a surprising amount of sense. But I’m not entirely sober so I’m not sure whether it should make sense or not… -looks a little bit confused-

it’s a

god what is that word

sim

smi

simile!!!

It’s a simile. Potatoes are…our simile.

Okay. -stares at him- If we’re potatoes… what are normal people?

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

potatogod:

pasque-flower:

It is my bottle. -takes it back and takes another gulp-

You can be Flynn, I’ll be Rapunzel. 

But I don’t want to be Flynn 

I don’t want to be a prince. I’m a king-

No.

A God.

A god of potatoes.

-giggles and takes a gulp of rum-

We- Hey no listen this is serious- we’re like potatoes.

Potatoes never really die okay. No seriously. They just **steals the bottle back**

their eyes grow and then you stick them in the ground and they grow potatoes again

Potatoes are immortal.

-laughs, finding this even funnier than she would normally, because now she’s a little bit tipsy-

So that’s why you’re the god of potatoes?

no I’m not the god of potatoes why- where did you even think of this I never said that

no I’m just saying that 

we are potatoes. we’re the potatoes of the…not potato world

That makes a surprising amount of sense. But I’m not entirely sober so I’m not sure whether it should make sense or not… -looks a little bit confused-

CUDDLE FUDDLE by DEDDY